How to be an ultimate ass kisser

I have read a part of this in faiz blog…

What interrogate me to blog on this matter? Or maybe I have found one or maybe some? Biarlah rahsia….hi hi hi…

Based on my own experience, my & others peep observation, etc, etc, blab la bla this type of people is everywhere, dari peniaga ikan dah sayur hinggalah ke agensi2 private mahupun swasta.. Even for the self employed, you need to kiss your customers’ butts; otherwise, they will go elsewhere and you’ll be stuck without a paycheck...

Kissing ass has gotten a bad rap because so many people are bad at it. They’re like amateur magicians that the crowd boos because their tricks are obvious. There is a few step to sharpen this skills….Dare to try? This one way of doing it..i got it from the internet..

Step 1
Mark your target. There's no point in being a kiss ass to everybody. Being the ultimate kiss ass is about marking the target or person in your life who you need to get something from. Usually this is your boss or someone who stands in the way of you getting what you want. If they can tell you "no" for something that's important in your life, then their ass needs to be kissed!

Step 2
Learn your target. Once you've marked your target, now it's time to learn everything you can about them. What do they like? What turns them on? What turns them off? This step also isn't as broad as wondering whether they like golf. It's more about how they react in the course of a conversation. Play close attention to what they respond to. Some tycoons want to be challenged, while some secretaries of tycoons want to be complimented because of their stature on the totem pole. Again this is a delicate dance, a trial and error process which you'll need to apply in order to learn what your "mark" responds to.

Step 3
Determine what you want. This can be a short term goal, like a raise, or a long term goal, like to eventually take over regional operations. Either way you must have a goal in mind. There's nothing worse than someone who relentlessly kisses ass when there's no specific goal in mind.

Step 4
Apply your technique. Now that you've marked your target and studied them you are ready to be the ultimate kiss ass, so pucker up. Use your full bag of tricks. Being one step ahead of someone is a great way of kissing ass without them ever catching on. Rather than being transparent, they'll just perceive you as helpful. Compliments also work well. Also, if your boss loves a specific sports team, or loves the local ballet, just happen to have a pair of tickets for that event which you can't use. Slowly but surely integrate yourself into their life until you move from "included" to "integral."


Some people said, if you work hard, perform well and wait till your turn (as a senior) to sit on the TOP rank…Well guys, it is a fallacy with current situation.. But again, it is you own choice.. If you want to go on a fast track, you shall practice for the above…or you can choose the old way, work with full of intergrity and WAIT, mungkin akan tercapai, mungkin juga jadi angan2 mak jenin… There is opinions this is a very special soft skill that everybody SHOULD have..Is it so? If you are not gifted better don’t!! Or it will create chaos!! Hahaha…


I dont think those step is a must have in me as i never dream of being a CEO/MD...Saya sangat tak bercita-cita hokey? But when my boss asked what will i become in another 10 years during assessment, my answer is CEO!! BLUFF!! Berdrama la kamu ANis...Ha ha ha... But i have a promise to be fulfilled, my ambition when i was a 4 years old kid, who had promise to buy a nice brand new MERCEDES for my DAD!!! Sangat mulia cita2 ini budak... Hi hi hi...Mungkinkah tercapai?

Arman is 7!! (Seven month of course)

Still remember the day when he was born… Sakit tapi bahagia… Ekekeke… Mummy is lucky to have you in my life…

So sorry dear, on the first week mummy rarely touch you..(BAD huh???)
Serious Arman, mummy had never touched a single baby before. To me baby is so fragile, I might break sumtin’…. But eventually, I manage to handle everything on my own… Alhamdulillah..

From day 1st, his FM is S26 GOLD. It seems that this milk can fit him well. Tried Anmum Essential but it is not suitable for him… Asyik popo, popo and popo…It is said that S26 GOLD has protein made from vegetables meanwhile the other milk protein in from cow… Milk ingredient for WYETH product is not sourced from China, so I guess this brand should be free from previous Melamine contamination issue…Till now still with this Wyeth brand… Promise gold…

But one thing that I noticed, he is an early bird even during his days in mummy’s womb... He will start playing at around 6 am in the morning sampai la sekarang… unless dia sgt penat baru la bangun lambat.. same goes to feeding time during night time, since he was born until now he will usually wake up 2 times. The 1st one is around 12 to 1 am and for the 2nd one is 4 to 5 am… Sampai sekarang still bangun malam for MILK… And this boy sangat suke makan… Start to eat at 4 months old…
Stop BF when he was exactly 3 mth old..Sia2 je papa belikan mummy Philip Avent punya pump set, skrg sudah masuk kotak..Mummy pon satu, tak berdisiplin..Ekekeke…

Start meniarap when he is four months…previously siap memekik if we try tiarapkan dia during sleep…nowadays memang akan tido meniarap…few weeks before he turn to 7, dia dah start lambai bye-bye each time we send him to his babysitter’s house, with a big SMILE..before, he won’t even have a look at you (merajuk la konon)…

Days pass by and now Arman is 7 mth.. Sangat2 suka tengok cat and chicken… siap ketawa terbahak2 tengok Maymay bersin…

Seeing how he is developing is FUN!! Semua menda adalah menarik bagi Arman even hanya sehelai tisu.. He can play with it with such a JOY!!
A bit clingy lately…. If Mummy cuti panjang skit aje, mula lah nak dokong2…

Wishing all the best for you my son…

Putih, Tak Putih or Hitam???

Last weekend balik kampung, attending my SIL wedding.. Moga the newlyweds bahagia dan berkekalan... Overall the ceremony goes very well, quite a tiring weekend but it was a joyful one!! A lot of food, and of course DIET is PROHIBITED!! Ekekeke...

Arman has been a very good boy throughout the weekend.. Sangat mesra dengan semua orang and Mummy sangat2 lega coz Arman can easily adapt to new situation and mingle with anybody... Amiable young kid, so far la.. Dalam banyak2 person yang die jumpe, yang paling die suke adalah his cousin, Izlan (3 yr).. Arman akan ketawa dengan girang setiap kali di sakat Izlan... He can recognize Izlan and akan senyum2 every time dia nampak Izlan..

Waktu me in my SIL (kakak sulung hubby) tengah melepak tercetuslah satu komunikasi:

My SIL: Adik Lan, antara Adik Lan dan Adik Fir, sape putih dan sape hitam?
Izlan: Adik Fir putih... Adik Lan tak putih...
My SIL: Tak putih tu apa?
Izlan: Tak putih la..Adik lan tak putih...
My SIL: Tak putih tu bukan hitam ke?
Izlan: Bukan..
My SIL: Bukan Adik Lan Hitam ke?
Izlan: Tak la.. Adik Lan tak putih..

Tergelak kami dengan gelagat Izlan,how he was in denial (dia bukan la kulit gelap sangat, cuma if dibandingkan dgn other siblings, dia agak gelap).. He has tried his very best to avoid of using the 'hitam' word.. Tak putih ok?

Design Review Meeting with client...

Yesterday we had a design review meeting with on of the client....

Started at 230 pm...

At 1st were quite nervous as they might be asking this, that and etc...
But seeing the numbers of my team-mate that showed up during the meeting boost my overall confidence...Ekekeke...

Overall it went very good, except for one occasion when me and my team a bit loss...

They are asking for a pipe line which in the PEFS (or better known as P&ID) shows that there are a connection between the overflow line with the pipe line to the drain. The question was rather simple, but yet we have forgot on the main idea why it should be that way...Hallo, where all those memories has gone? DOes time can erase it? Hahaha.... So it is left without any explaination.. Hahaha....

At one point, i can see that one of my colleague was about to bunk off from the meeting as the meeting has dragged, half hour past five already at that time... His friend is waiting outside, so i do understand... Some more, the public transport within this area is not reliable... I kept messaging my hubby..telling...Honey, I'm gonna be late...

We have to cancel our photoshoot session this evening due to this meeting... Our beloved photographer, Charles will be flying to Trinidad & Tobago in less than a month, so i think there is not much time for us to catch up with his schedule... But who knows? Maybe we can FLY there? Wink2...

Overall the meeting went very well... But it seems that client has not yet review our BED package which has been submitted a week earlier..A big clap to the team who has done their very best to ensure that this project will be a success... Hahaha... Projek belum 100% siap dah mau clap2x... Apedaa....


Enough talking about work... When you talk about work, it's a kind of never ending story... Macam2 boleh timbul daaa...

Back from work, we managed to put Arman into sleep (that is after one hour 'battle' with him)...But the sad thing is, during the 'battle' we did not notice that Arman popo... Only about 1130pm, he cry and scream out loud, whch has put me into a panic mode...After minutes of screaming, only then i notice the popo.... Poor boy, his bot*** turn out to red like a hot red capsicum... Huhuhu...
Poor boy, bad mummy...

Raya 2009!!!

Arman.. His 1st Raya celebration.. His is almost 2 month during this time....

Mummy with Arman on the 1st day of Eid Mubarak...

With My Family...

Arman is playing with his Grandpa...
With his family...
Arman riding Bella's daughter (She is few days older than Arman), of course with help!!!

My favourite dis Ramadhan...

My favourite for this Ramadhan...Hampir setiap hari aku musti mendapatkannyaa....

Wan Arman Hussein (25th July 09 @ 1.37pm)

I made decision to take leave from 26th to 30th July 09 to rest.. I have so many plans during those period..
The expected due date is on 1st August 09..

After work on Thursday, we decided to 'balik kampung'..Reached home at 3 am.. Both of us so tired and fall asleep..

On the lovely Friday, we stayed at my parents house.. We decided to spend the nite at my hubby's house.. Just about to leave, i notice that the emergency bag (for the delivery) is in my room and decided not to bring along as the time is still far away.. It's not like I'm going to deliver the baby tomorrow..At about 9++pm we are heading to my hubby's house..

Reached there at about 11pm, enjoyed our late dinner and then 'hibernate'.. Later at 2 am, i realized that there is traces of blood!! Well, only Allah knows my feeling+emotion during those time.. I spend 15 min inside the toilet melayan perasaan.. So many things came across my mind.. Tapi ku gagahi jua utk mengharunginya.. All knows that women are specifically design to give birth, dan ku kira Allah telah menjadikan aku sebagai seorang wanita kerana Dia tahu I'm able to get through it.. Padaku ketika itu, aku yakin that the day finally arrived.....

Then i called my mum, she suggested to go as early as possible to the hospital.. Kami dua beranak pun persiapkan diri and headed back to my home to take the bag..

5am: Sampai spital and nurse pasang le ape ke benda ntah kat perut aku ni utk tgh heartbeat & contraction.. Waktu ni sakitnya sekadar macam normal period pain..

6am++: 2cm.. Kesakitan masih sama..
9am++: 3cm.. The pain is still same as previous... But later the pain rasa semakin kerap but still manageable.. I refuse of any kind of pain killer..

10am++: 5cm and this time around i just could not resist those pain killer.. They decided to bring me to the labour room and rest (selepas injection kot2 anything come in between)

11am++: Dapat satu injection, but ia tidak mengurangkan kesakitan.. The contraction even become more faster dan bertambah sakit..

Finally at 1.37pm, Wan Arman Hussein selamat dilahirkan.. He was in my womb for 39th week.. Syukur pada Ilahi kerana mempermudahkan semuanya...

Thanks to my hubby for the endless support and to all family for their doa..

My annual leave turn out to be my maternity leave!!

Syukur sekali lagi kerana it was a really 'fast track' punye process and smooth...


Going to upload Arman's pix in some time later!!!